junior bacon's babies

it appears that we have not yet got our pickles aligned to put anything on here, so i will start us off with some watches. i realize jeckob probably owns all these already, but for the rest of us ridiculous watches are still cool. the gold half-watch down there costs $233,900. the one near the bottom with the face going parallel with the band is by Bugatti. the idea is when you're driving 250 mph you can't turn your wrist to see the time, instead you see it while holding the steering wheel. excellent.