hush hush poopy poopy

i guess i'm the only one who's going to use this thing, cause you're all bitches.

so this is a kid's study desk that i have been doing for a certain company whose logo is a red bullseye. the photo is the final version, after all their requested changes, and the rest are the original options. they are already working on it, so i guess i can show you all this business; although some VP bum-ponkler over there put the project on hold... and know you know what i do every day.

"I hate to tell you guys but, if you get to the pearly gates and this is the music that is playing, you're not in heaven"

junior bacon's babies

it appears that we have not yet got our pickles aligned to put anything on here, so i will start us off with some watches. i realize jeckob probably owns all these already, but for the rest of us ridiculous watches are still cool. the gold half-watch down there costs $233,900. the one near the bottom with the face going parallel with the band is by Bugatti. the idea is when you're driving 250 mph you can't turn your wrist to see the time, instead you see it while holding the steering wheel. excellent.